Joke: Get Your Own Dirt

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This Months Joke: 

Get Your Own Dirt
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.  So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.  The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we've decided that we no longer need you.  We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don’t you just go on and mind your own business?”
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.  After the scientist was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this?  Let’s say we have a man-making contest.”  To which the scientist replied, “Okay, we can handle that!”
“But,” God added, “we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, “No, no, no.  You go get your own dirt.”
Moral:  It isn’t enough just to be able to explain the origin of life, if you cannot explain the raw materials and fine-tuned parameters of chemistry and physics.  As Carl Sagan said in Cosmos, “To really make an apple pie from scratch, you must begin by creating your own universe.”

 

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You are a person that lives within the confines of this earth and to become a spiritual being you have to become a spiritual personality within the confines of the spiritual world. This means that you have to except the reality that God is real and we live within the confines of God himself. This means that we live within God himself because if we did not God could not control the environment that we live in and God would not be able to make sure we have everything we need to live in the environment that we live in. So this means we have to live within the confines of God himself. This means that once we except that God is real and now we can understand that Jesus come here to teach and show us about God and for us to receive the free gift of salvation means to survive death once we die we will be resurrected like Jesus was and then become of Gods angels. Then once we except that once we are saved God will live within us.